INTRO A BASS RIFF Transcribed for guitar e|------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------| A|----0--0-0-7-7-9-9-7--5-5-4--4--2--2--0---------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------| GUITAR RIFF e|---9--9-7-5--5-7-9--9-7-5--5-7-9--9-7-5--5-7-9--9-7-5-------| B|------------------------------------------------------------| G|------------------------------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------| VERSE 1 E Same old Hampstead E A Ken Hom wok set A E Dead sea bath salts E A Jog proof iPod A E Iron age hill fort E A Long term road works A E High tide bird watch E A B&Q, Homebase D A If Jesus came to earth today D A They'd crucify him straight away D A Upon a cross of MDF E A And use No Need For Nails Bass riff x2 VERSE 2 A E Ship shape farmhouse E A Dry stone wall chart A E Cash back footspa E A Straight down Ladbrookes A E Low cost school trip E A Ram raid Oxfam A E Christ, that sun's hot E A Yes that's right, Sir D A Help me Mrs Medlicott D A I don't know what to do D A I've only got three bullets E A And there's four of Motley Crue Guitar riff GUITAR SOLO A E A e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---4--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-5--4--2--0------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A E A e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---4--4--4-4-4-4-4-4-5--4--2--0------0-0--2--4---------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D C#m E A e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|--5--5--5-5-7--5--4----4-4-2-0-----------0-2-4---------0--2--4-----------| E|-------------------------------0----0-0----------------------------------| D C#m E e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|--5--5--5-5-7--5--4----4-2-0---------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------0------------------------------------------| A E A Spoiling Good Friday, my ex-love sent to me A E A E 12 drummers singing, 11 chairman dancing, A E A E 10 mascots whinging, 9 stewards flapping, A E A E A E 8 christening invites, 7 cows a barking, 6 vicars strumming A B E Nick fucking Knowles A D A E 4 boring words, Carphone Warehouse and Matalan A E B A And a pulled-up at Bangor-on-Dee A A E A I'm driving backwards at peak hour B E A Along the Edgeware Road A E A